Smally's inclusion as an active player is done on blind faith. After taking the entire 05/06 season off for shoulder surgery, the little runt is raring to get back onto the pitch and send hospital passes to whomever fills the fly half's jersey. A good talker, he'll have you believe he was on the cusp of being selected for the Canadian National Squad but on the basis of his skills, he'd struggle to make the replacements bench for the Cheltenham Girls College U-17 rep side.

Always good for a song, ask him to recount the days events in verse and you might be pleasantly surprised. Just don't punch him on his right shoulder.

Likes a drink as you can see