Like many Australians I am a man of few words and great and AWESOME actions. I recently schooled Serge Betsen on how to play rugby.
Although I don't like to mention it, I also single handedly won the cup for the Pot Bellied Pigs in the 2011 FB10’s.
I was impressed by Betsen’s ability to pick up the game for the first time under Asian playing rules and conditions.
We are now brothers and I have waxed my body, began speaking in a funny nasal accent, developed an allergy to mints and have stopped brushing my teeth.
For 2012 I wish to be known as Le Bogan on the field. If you wish to join me for some vin, a pastis or perhaps some fromage de belle France, I am a regular in Soho in my beret.
Did I mention I played with Serge Betsen, but I don't like to talk about it?.